R Kelly is a real wordsmith. Kind of the Byron of our time.
The pink-haired woman in line behind me at Franklin BBQ (via lulususerfriendly)
I can truly say as the line girl at Franklin BBQ I’m sad I didn’t hear this because I concur and would’ve made sure this woman never had to pay to eat our brisket again. REAL TALK.
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